Hatemynissanlostkey

 My names jason and i swapped a wn holden caprice 500 rwhp wrapon 4 my 2006 gu v8 brunswick pooootrol and i loved it UNTIL NOW i lost my one and only key along with my 2 harley davidson keys along with it and now i just want to burn it can anyone help me out on how and where to get this coded key bullshit sorted i know the code 4 the key but apparentley its gunna cost me shitloads to get this issue sorted for a couple reasons i live on kangaroo ilsand theres no car dealerships here let alone a poxy nissan dealership 2 theres no barrels in australia according to the tosser at adelaide nissan and its gunna cost over 1000$ just for the barrel + key plus 278$$ eack way on the ferry to get to adelaide and ill have to pay to truck the shitheap to adelaide on the ferry plus at least 200$ or more for feul etc,etc,etc its a fucking joke its just a ignition barrel and key ffs why the fuck is this so fucking dear and is there a cheaper way and easier way to solve my headfuck i would love some advise P.S sorry bout the swearing im a little wound up atm i just want my car back lol if anyone has and suggestions please let me know asap